The Beeping Brothers’ Road To Success
The Beeping Brothers' Road To Success
So it starts out as these two boys going to school in 7th grade. One of the boys get into a dilemma and the other boy helps him out with a bully. Then it skips ten years to 2017 where the story picks up where both of the boys live at one of the boy’s parents house. They soon start a delivery business hauling for a lumber company. They have others helping them out hauling all kinds of delivery’s for the store and also for other store’s with mishaps and situations that arise. Along the way the father helps the boys out with the business hauling, giving advice and talks about what had happened to him with his bipolar.
They soon after get caught up with the mob cartel and start doing drug runs for them that turn out to be profitable. Which allows them to expand their business to more than 75 employees, 12 delivery trucks and 40 semi’s within two years. They are then done hauling for the cartel which the mob boss tells the one’s that had done the runs he owes them a favor. The son gives the favor to his father, which the father had, wrote an autobiography about his life of having bipolar that makes him believe he’s the messiah.
The mob boss hooks the father up with a movie company to film his book because he felt it was good. The book is done being filmed which in his book the father had solve a riddle in the bible for an asteroid strike to hit which then hits as it was stated in his book which is of his life with the bipolar that he had wrote about along with a new world order.
People then believe that the father is the chosen one that the bible talks about to come forward to bring world peace. The father then is soon elected for the next election for president without running for president because of the people writing his name in on the ballot. The father establishes his new order to the world while he is in office. But in the meantime he has many meetings and interviews to help the people understand the new world order. All the people of the world then live in peace, without war by January 2027.
“The Beeping Brothers' Road To Success”
– Reviewed by Ray Simmons for Readers’ Favorite
The Beeping Brothers Road To Success by Scott Chally is weird, funny, and wonderful. I laughed from start to finish. Not every author can write a novel like this. I think Scott Chally must be a natural. This is a story about life in all its uncut glory. It made me laugh, but it also made me think. It reminds me of the writing of Kurt Vonnegut Jr. It is a buddy novel with some satire and irony thrown in for good measure. It is for mature audiences, but to be honest, I read novels in this vein when I was a teenager and I found them very helpful in helping me understand the world around me.
The Beeping Brothers Road To Success is the kind of novel that touches on things that I just didn’t discuss with my parents. The writing is what makes The Beeping Brothers Road To Success so good. The characters are good. I especially like the friendship between the two boys. It made me think of my best high school friend. The plot is roughly based on real life in small town America, but with a lot of humor and wonder mixed in. The setting is done well and it all comes together to make a very good novel. I hope to read more from Scott Chally in the future. His is a unique voice that could make a great contribution to American literature if it is given the right guidance and encouragement. You don’t want to miss this one.
- Reviewed by Lesley Jones for Readers' Favorite
In The Beeping Brothers' Road to Success by Scott Leroy Chally, Ricky and Jimmy have been friends since the 7th grade, and have always protected one another from school bullies to ensure each other's happiness and success. This friendship continues into adulthood when in the spring of 2017 Ricky has moved into Jimmy's parents' home in Monticello, Iowa. Jimmy has bigger aspirations than working in the local factory with his father, Scott, and soon his dream of starting a haulage firm becomes a reality. Scott is always there with words of wisdom and advice and soon the haulage firm has grown into a very successful business. Meanwhile, Scott begins to have premonitions that soon civilization will be struck by an asteroid, and believes strongly he must spread his message that he is the second coming of the Messiah. Is Scott truly the Messiah who is being guided by spirits or are his lucid thoughts the result of being diagnosed with a bipolar affective disorder/schizoaffective disorder. As Scott tries to convince those close to him that a New World Order is the only way to salvation, he suffers an internal battle of conscience too. At the same time, it is not long before the haulage firm draws the attention of the local drug cartel, who offer them a very lucrative deal. With the haulage increasing in size and success, there is only one thing left to achieve; getting Scott's message to the masses. Will anyone believe his premonition and will this actually become a reality? The subject matter of this book is quite extraordinary and poses some very thought-provoking questions. The main plot covers Scott and his battle to control his bipolar disorder which is quite realistic, especially the sections where he is in the psychiatric hospital. There are many sub-plots to this story, including the haulage company and the disasters that occur which had some quite comical and embarrassing situations. The development of the relationships between the characters is also good, especially between Melanie and Jimmy. I also thought Scott's wife dealt with his illness and beliefs quite sympathetically. There is a good argument included in the novel regarding evolution versus religion and also in-depth descriptions of the New World Order. Overall, a good story.
“The Beeping Brothers, Road To Success”
Scott and Ricky decided they should have the meeting with Jimmy and Jason at noon in a restaurant. They decided to go to Happy B’s for lunch. Then Ricky called Jimmy and Jason to meet them in the yard at about 11:45 AM. All four of them had piled in Scotts pickup. They went to the restaurant. They picked a booth to sit at. Scott, Jimmy and Jason had to go to the restroom. Ricky stayed back at the table. Ricky was sitting in the booth. He heard a conversation from some females in the next booth.
Female #1 Kathy: “Wow, I can't believe how big my husband's penis has become from using a penis pump.”
Female #4 Jeanette: “What do you mean Kathy? Your husband uses a penis pump?”
Female #1 Kathy: “Oh yeah, his penis lately has been great for sex. It's so much better and bigger. He used to be about 4 1/2 inches long and fairly thin in size. But lately after he started using the penis pump he must be like 6 inches. And while having sex it feels so great.”
Female #3 Sarah: “Maybe I should have my husband try the penis pump. His is only like 4 inches but at least he's fairly thick. Well at least it looks like he is.”
Female #2 Marcy: “My husband is like five and half inches long but very skinny. Sometimes I wonder why I can't seem to orgasm. But if he was thicker, I'm sure I would orgasm every time.”
Female #4 Jeanette: “My husband likes watching pornos while we’re having sex. This doesn't turn me on, but I have seen some fairly large penises out there. Maybe sex would be better if my husband's penis was bigger.”
Female #2 Marcy: “That wouldn't work with me. I won't let my husband watch pornos while he's having sex with me.”
Female #3 Sarah: “I think I'm going to get my husband a penis pump for Christmas. You don't think he'll get offended, do you Kathy?”
Female #1 Kathy: “He might like seeing his thing grow and I know you will. But there's something else I should tell you. He hooks a vacuum up to it. He leaves it on for about a half hour. Then we have sex. Boy does it feel wonderful. He fulfills my sexual needs all the way. He's like a porn star!”
Female #4 Jeanette: “Kathy is that why you have so many kids.”
Female #1 Kathy: “I'm not sure. I just know I'm always ready for him. Anytime is a good time!”
Scott, Jimmy and Jason came back from the restroom. All four sat in the booth. They ordered their drinks and food from the waitress.
Scott: “Ricky, it looks like you have something on your mind.”
Ricky: “No, I was just thinking, or daydreaming.”
Jimmy: “Well we have this lunch date with all four of us, to decide how many we need to hire for the Cedar Rapids North store for next Monday.
Ricky: “That's simple, we need three full-time and three part-time.”
Scott: “Yeah, but we need to think about the ones we have hired to see if they want to go to full-time. I remember Jermaine saying he would love to be full-time.”
Jimmy: “I think Jermaine would be a good one to be in charge of the North store. He has shown himself to be very credible in doing deliveries.”
Scott: “Well we need to find out from Joe, Dan and Glen if they would like to do full-time during the day.”
Ricky: “I say we hire six people and let them know there may be full-time positions in the future. Also let it be known there hired as part-time, until a full-time position comes available.”
Jimmy: “I suppose that could work!”
Scott: “Okay, everyone that call’s on the ad we placed, should show up on Thursday night, at 6:00 PM, at our place. Nice, my steak is here! I'm sure hungry!”
Ricky: “What you think, may I have tomorrow off?”
Jimmy: “Sure, there's no need to have four of us in the morning anymore.”
Scott: “Yeah, we can get by with just three. You can even go home early today.”
When they finished their lunch they headed back to the store to run more deliveries. But Ricky had another idea on his mind. He went shopping for a vacuum. Ricky goes to where the vacuums were held in the store.
Ricky: “Hey there Sir, could you help me?”
Bernards employee: “What may I do for you?”
Ricky: “I'm looking for a vacuum that has a lot of suction. Also that is very durable.”
Bernards employee: “May I ask what you're using it for?”
Ricky: “I needed it to suck for a long time.”
Bernards employee: “What is it sucking up?”
Ricky: “Well, I need it to pick up rocks off of the ground.”
Bernards employee: “I've never heard anybody trying to pick up rocks with a vacuum. If I had to suggest a vacuum, this one here is the most powerful and durable machine we have. But it's quite large and expensive.”
Ricky: “I'll take it! Does it have a warranty?”
Bernards employee: “Yes, 30 days!”
Ricky then takes the vacuum to the register and purchases it. He leaves out of the Bernards store. Then he heads to a sex shop downtown Cedar Rapids. He enters the sex shop and goes to the counter where a gentleman is standing.
Ricky: “Sir, I was wondering if you could help me out?”
Gentleman: “What is it that you're looking for?”
Ricky: “I was wondering if you could find or show me a penis pump to purchase?”
Gentleman: “What size are you looking for? Follow me!”
Ricky: “The biggest one you have.”
Gentleman: “You must be well in doubt, in size, to ask for the biggest.”
Ricky: “Yeah, you could say that!”
Gentleman: “Our largest is 9" x 2.25". If you can fill this, it will please any woman, I assure you.”
Ricky: “Yeah, I'll take it!
Ricky then leaves the sex shop and heads home. He realizes that he doesn't have much time to try the pump.
Scott has a house addition package to deliver to the south east Cedar Rapids area. When Scott gets to the address he goes to the door, blocked by a fairly good-sized dog at the door. The dog would not move its ground away from the door, for Scott to ring the doorbell. The dog was growling and showing its teeth. Scott knew not to approach the dog in fear that it might bite. As Scott was leaving to go back to his truck the dog started to chase him. He barely made it inside the truck but the dog had nipped at his shirt and ripped it. Scott felt lucky that he escaped a dog bite. He then called the individual that was listed on the paperwork. To let them know he was there for the delivery, a woman answered the phone.
Peggy: “Hello, this is Peggy speaking!”
Scott: “I'm here for delivery! I'm out in front of your house. Where would you like me to dump the load on the truck at?”
Peggy: “Could you take it around back? There is a path leading there.”
Scott: “Sure, I'll be there in a minute.”
Scott drives the truck around back of the house and then backs up to the house addition. Scott gets out of the truck. And then meets Peggy.
Scott: “Your dog is very dangerous. He bit my shirt and almost bit me.”
Peggy: “Yeah, don't get too close to him he will bite. He bit one of the workers in the face last week and the individual needed 85 stitches.” (As she laughs)
Scott: “I would say your dog needs to be put to sleep. He's not safe around humans, someone trained him to be vicious. Now he's a threat or harm to all individuals. What if a child was next to the dog and he did this to the child.”
Peggy: “They shouldn't come around my place then. The dog wards off predators, possible thieves!” (As Peggy laughs some more.)
Scott finishes delivering the load and has Peggy sign the paperwork. He then heads back to Bernards. When he gets in the yard Scott gets out of the truck while Chuck reloads another delivery. Scott changes his shirt.
Chuck: “You might want to keep your shirt on. You might attract women to you.”
Scott: “I don't think that will happen. I'm a little too old to be looked at.”
Chuck: “For your age you're in pretty good shape.”
Chuck: “What happened to your shirt anyhow if I may ask?”
Scott: “At my last delivery there was a crazy lady that thought her dog was fine, after almost biting me.”
Chuck: “Owie, was it a big dog? Your load is ready!”
Scott: “Yeah, it was a big dog. And it did 85 stitches to a person's face last week.”
Chuck: “I would consider you lucky then.”
Scott continues to run deliveries throughout the day until the next working shift came in.
Scott, Jimmy and Jason had headed out in the morning to Bernards the next day.
Ricky wakes up around nine o'clock. He watches TV and then around 12:30 PM, after he had his lunch he decided to go to his room and hook up his penis pump to the vacuum hose with duct tape. After he attached the penis pump he clicks the vacuum on and inserts it over his penis while lying in bed with the covers over him. He was in amazement of how much suction it had. He shortly fell asleep afterwards.
It wasn't until 4:30 PM when Jason had come home from Bernards. Jason was curious of the noise coming from Ricky's room. As Jason goes to check on Ricky, he realizes there was a `vacuum that was smoking and sounded like it was shorting out. Jason walked into Ricky's room then he turns the vacuum off. He noticed that Ricky was asleep with a vacuum hose attached to his penis under the covers so it looked and he tries to wake Ricky up.
Ricky was in the middle of a dream. It appeared to be a beautiful woman given Ricky a blow job. She was under the covers facing Ricky. She had beautiful long blonde hair. Jason tried waking Ricky up. But Ricky wasn't waking up right away. Right before Ricky woke up in his dream. The woman that was given Ricky a blow job looked up at Ricky. She was an ugly zombie with deteriorating flesh from her face. That scared the crap out of Ricky in his dream, which he woke up immediately.
Ricky was embarrassed to have Jason see what he was doing. Ricky attempts to take the penis pump off of his penis, which it was stuck. It would not come off. Ricky undoes the duct tape and removes the vacuum hose. And uses both hands to try to remove the penis pump, but that was unsuccessful. Ricky then was very concerned about his penis. His penis had expanded to fill up the whole tube. He then asked Jason if he could help him out.
Ricky: “Jason, it isn't what it looks like.”
Jason: “What is it supposed to look like? You have or had a vacuum hooked up to your penis!” (As Jason laughs)
Ricky: “This isn't funny. I can’t get the tube off my penis. Maybe you can help me pull it off?”
Jason: “Oh no, I ain't touching your penis!”
Ricky: “Please I need some help! You're the only one here! All you need to do is grab a hold of the plastic tube and pull. You won't be touching my penis.”
Jason: “I suppose I will, but you better not say anything, to anyone about this.”
Jason goes to pull on the tube, while Ricky was standing. But there was no luck. The tube was stuck. He then tries to pull little harder and places a foot up on his hip and begins to pull. But there still was no luck.
Jason: “Ricky, I hate to say this but you need to go to the doctor's office to get this removed. If you don't get it removed shortly your penis might die and fall off.”
Ricky: (Ricky looks as if he is in despair.) “I suppose you're right, could you take me to the doctor's office then?”
Jason: “Sure, get some pants on!”
Ricky puts his pants on but was unable to close them up. He button up the top of his jeans with the penis tube sticking out the front. He then takes a dishtowel from the kitchen and drapes it over the penis and tube. They headed out of the house and arrived at the doctor's office. They walked in; there was a lobby full of people waiting for their appointments. Ricky walks up to the counter.
Ricky: “I have an emergency!”
Receptionist: “What's the emergency?”
Ricky: “I have a tube stuck on my penis.”
Receptionist: “Really, a tube stuck on your penis? Let me see!”
Ricky removes the dishtowel and reveals the tube with his penis in it. Other people from the lobby noticed as well. They begin to walk up to Ricky and look closer. There were a few that ask questions of how he got the tube stuck on his penis.
Receptionist: “Wow, you definitely need to get that off and quick.”
The receptionist leaves the desk for second and knocks on the door where the doctor had an appointment with a patient. She tells the doctor what was going on with Ricky and the tube he has stuck on his penis. The doctor finishes up with his patient and then request that Ricky comes back immediately.
Dr. Chase: “Hello there sir, my name is Dr. Chase. I see you have quite a problem going on today. May I ask how this happened?”
Ricky: “I thought I would try to use a vacuum for my penis, for it to become larger.”
Dr. Chase: “Well it obviously worked. How long have you had it on for?”
Ricky: “Around four hours, with the high suction vacuum.”
Dr. Chase: “Why didn't you turn it off earlier?”
Ricky: “I fell asleep!”
Dr. Chase: “How do you sleep through a vacuum running?”
Ricky: “I don't know! That makes me wonder too!”
Dr. Chase: “You must've passed out due to lack of blood to your brain.”
Ricky: “Do you think you can remove it quick?”
Dr. Chase: “We can try too, just hope your penis doesn't turn black. Or you will have to have it surgically removed.”
Ricky: “What! You're kidding right?”
Dr. Chase: “Nope, not kidding!”
Ricky begins to panic. Dr. Chase orders the nurse to inject Ricky's penis from the tip with a needle and syringe of Benadryl, to reduce the swelling.
Nurse: “This may sting a little bit, but we have to do this to see if we can get some of the swelling to go down, for we can pull it off.”
Ricky: “Isn't there another way? That will hurt! Please not the needle!”
Dr. Chase: “Do you want to keep your penis or not.”
Ricky: “Okay, I suppose! Go ahead and do it!”
The nurse injects a long needle into the tip of his penis, from the tube. Ricky screams in agony as the needle penetrates his penis.
Dr. Chase looks at the nurse: “You may also want to get some Coumadin in his system to thin his blood for doesn't clot and causes a stroke.”
Dr. Chase waits about 5 minutes to see if the Benadryl was effective. But it was not as he was trying to pull the tube off of his penis, the Dr. was unsuccessful.
Dr. Chase: “Well the Benadryl doesn't seem to be taken affect. We will have to try another method.” (He looks at his nurse) “Could you get me the cast cutting saw? We will have to try to see if we can't cut it off.”
The nurse hands Dr. Chase the saw. He begins to try and cut horizontally along the tube to split it in half, but it was not effective.
Dr. Chase: “Ricky, I'm starting to get worried for you. If we don't get this off soon your penis will turn black. I've got one other alternative we can try.”
Ricky: “Sure, anything, let's get it off!”
Dr. Chase hands his nurse the keys to his car and tells her to go in the trunk of his car, to grab a hammer. The nurse brings in a 5 pound hammer to the doctors room.
Dr. Chase: “Ricky, we have to do this. It may hurt a little and hopefully it breaks the tube for it to come off of your penis.”
Ricky: “You're going to hit my penis with that hammer. That will hurt which may be worse for my penis. Can't we try something other?”
Dr. Chase: “If you want any hope of saving your penis we must do this.”
Ricky: “Okay, do it!”
Dr. Chase tells Ricky to stand close to the counter where his penis in the tube was stretched out on. Then Dr. Chase lifts the hammer and gives the tube with this penis in it with a fairly decent smack. The tube then shattered and multiple pieces. Ricky screams, his penis was finally free.
Dr. Chase: “Well you may be in luck Ricky. Your penis has good color it's just a little blue. I'm not sure but I don't think it will turn black. But it's extremely large. Was it fairly large prior to putting the pump on?”
Ricky: “Not really! Will it stay that size?”
Dr. Chase: “I highly doubt it! But I have heard of cases where the penis did stay larger. Maybe you will have a little luck.”
Ricky: “Well thanks, Dr. Chase, you saved my penis.”
Dr. Chase: “You're welcome Ricky! Next time, don't leave it on for more than a half hour and a little lube wouldn't hurt.”
Sondra, Scott and Jimmy had made it home from work. They were wondering where Ricky and Jason were. And then about 5:30 PM Ricky and Jason showed up at the house.
Sondra: “Ricky and Jason where have you two been?”
Jason: “It was the funniest thing, Ricky had put a penis pump tube on with a vacuum hooked up to his penis. We had to go to the doctor's office to get it removed.”
Sondra laughs: “Why did you do that for Ricky? Are you okay?”
Ricky: “I should be fine, and I had heard through the grapevine that's how you can make your penis grow. But trust me, it's not worth it. I'll never do it again!”
Scott: “So did it made it bigger?”
Jason: “His penis is huge; he's hung like a horse now.”
Ricky: “That's not funny! I could've lost my penis today.”
Jason, Jimmy, Sondra and Scott were all making jokes to Ricky about how he stuck a vacuum to his penis.”
Sondra: “I've got to call my friends and tell them about this.”
Ricky: “No, please don't!”
Sondra laughs “You did it to yourself, now we can share the experience with others.”
Audio book-from Scott L. Chally
“The beeping brothers road to success” Is an Action, Suspense, Thriller, Comedy, Romance, Drama and Religious book. This is and adult comedy it is rated R recommended for a mature audience.